20 Funny (and Unfortunate) Company Names
From Beaver Cleaners to the Young Dong Restaurant, these unfortunate company names seem too funny to be true. We swear, though: They re all 100 percent real.
December 17, 2009
What s in a name? A lot especially when it comes to business. A name can help make a company successful. It can also help make it the laughing stock of the world.
The following are 20 of the funniest company names we ve ever seen, each for its own wildly inappropriate reason. We could be wrong, but we re guessing most of the humor is completely unintentional, which makes it all the more delightful.
For even more dirty names that ll make you double over with laughter, click over to The Dirty Dozen: 12 Preposterous Product Names next. There, you ll find Jussipussi, CreaMass, and 10 other products we couldn t make up if we tried.
The 20 Funniest Company Names
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Hey, sometimes those things need a good wash.
It s a full-service kind of joint.
For the man who doesn t have time for the full Pump N Munch experience.
Don t stand too close to the exhibit. Seriously. You ll regret it.
When you enter Kuntz, you ll immediately feel the warmth. And protection s always provided.
This week s sale: gonorrhea!
Let s be honest: If you re working with that many johnsons, you re bound to contract some STDs.
A favorite of cougars worldwide.
Where the portions are significantly larger.
I hear they built the Black Cock.
Wait is that legal?
Whip up a fun weekend in no time!
Here s hoping BJ s opens a location there soon.
Oh, they fill cavities, all right.
It s not nearly as titillating as it sounds.
Dear Kidsexchange: If you want the underage trannies to stop knocking, put a space in your goddamned name.
Weiner and Cox where handling the law is both hard and easy.
To be fair, men have been making payments for centuries.
The front door has a sign: Please enter from the rear.